Dear Hair,
How’s it going? I’m fine.
I was thinking today, we’ve been through a lot together. Remember that time we we getting ready for school in 1st grade and you were not being very cooperative? Instead of using some water to tame your wild ways, I got drastic.
Like, scissors-drastic.
There are a few things a 6-year-old boy is really good at: hopscotch, saying his a,b,c’s, breaking wind. But, I had not yet learned the lesson of foresight. Maybe I still haven’t.
Anyway, I dealt with the issue swiftly. I was satisfied with my work. And only 4-6 weeks later did I realize I had done something so memorable.
When my school pictures came back.
Yes, hair, we’ve had a lot of good laughs together. See you in the shower drain.
Love,
Jeff
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